My crazy baby dream!

So I had my first baby dream since actually being knocked up and it was too whacked out not to share. You'll really have to keep the mind set that dreams make no sense and are completely illogical, so here goes:

I'm 4 months pregnant and have my baby at work, I don't remember labor, but this is my baby, I delivered him in the copy room. For some reason he is six months old and has no desire to eat as I plan on breastfeeding him (apparently that's all I could think about). So we're all just hanging out and then the baby starts walking around in front of me, in shock I say "He's walking" to which Steve's friends on again off again girlfriend who does not work with me replies "We'll he's hungry!".

So I decide to give breast feeding a go and put the baby up to my right breast, he tries for a second and then throws a big fit reaching for a bottle off to the side with remnants of formula (no clue were that came from). I keep trying and he continues to fight, said girlfriend above says I need to make sure there is actually milk in my breasts and she proceeds to squeeze them trying to "milk" me. Apparently it must have worked (is it possible to black out from embarrassment in a dream?) because I switch the baby to the left side to feed. This of course worked, why you ask, because my nipple was four inches long and hanging from my breast like a limp noodle.

Next thing I know I'm done feeding him but for some reason I am now sitting on the toilet as I finish. I realize he's naked and hasn't gone to the bathroom yet so rather than put a diaper on him I pinch his butt and he starts pooping everywhere. I guess its a good thing that baby size toilet appeared in the stall with us, so I just held him over it.

That's about all I remember, I must have woken up after this. So if anyone out there interprets dreams, have a go with this one but that's just too weird for me to try!